I’ll happily take my changes.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.
With Brexit happening, and with the possibility of Trump being elected, I can imagine many people are wanting to find a new country to live in.
Australia’s pretty cool, in a lot of respects. If you live in QLD, winter doesn’t really ever fall below 15 degrees, so it’s always summer.
But … we have some of the most deadly animals in the world. So there’s that.
Come to Australia … you might accidentally get killed.
(Btw: we Aussies know how to handle certain things. For instance, in a shark attack, punch the shark. When Americans create these movies about shark attacks … they’re seriously over-estimating sharks. Sharks are pretty big sissies. Seriously. An Australian surfer was attacked by a shark during a competition and he punched the shark … and the shark left him alone. YouTube it if you don’t believe me. But the cone thing? And the stone…
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